Yesterday we went to a place that's the place that all of the old things from London Transport live. It was buses and trains and signals and signposts and everything.
Some of them were really really old and some were a bit old and some were broken and some had been mended and it was interesting to see everything. There were signs for Harrow for Mycroft and there were signs saying Finchley like Lestrade's name and we got to go in some and the man said if we went back again then there's a time you can see what it's like to drive one!
Here's a really nice one they've made be like it was new:
It was an Underground train and it had a wooden floor and walls and pretty lights and old signs inside it.
They had tube trains too and some that were experiments to see if people liked the insides but then the people didn't so they were never made for real.
And here's one they're making nice again except now it's all burnt because they put it somewhere and people set it on fire.
Some of them they'd made like in the war with netting on the windows so if a bomb blew up the glass wouldn't hurt you. They had buses too and one of them had it's lights done so you couldn't see them and that meant the driver couldn't see at all! And the man said more people died because of the cars and buses crashing than because of bombs.
I want to go back again on the day when you can see how things worked more.
I also want a confetti cannon and bubbles and LOADS of flowers and the dogs should wear flowers too and I want a suit if John and Lestrade are and even Mummy said she was very excited and she doesn't really get excited about anything. And the cake should be huge and have colours and flowers and chocolate and there should be dancing with coloured lights and lasers and a party that lasts all day and all night. And so far Lestrade and John won't even say what flowers they like!
And all of that post was by me, Sherlock, except Lestrade said the title because I don't know many songs and his titles are all songs.