Sherlock wanted me to put up this as my next poll, so here it is.
Would it be better if dogs were like ants - lived in hills on your lawn, worked together, etc. Or if ants were like dogs - people walked them about on leads and kept them as pets (and they would be super-strong, too, he points out).
Owing to the lack of flexibility on the last poll, I've added the neither option for those of you who likes both ants and dogs just as they are.
And you guys think marriage is a good thing, overwhelmingly. (although some of you obviously added a caveat that my poll was ridiculous, and neither was the answer.)