10 March 2011

Everybody come and play...



Can't you just imagine Danger dancing around the room, singing into a hairbrush?? I can. I wonder if he had jelly bracelets and a cool graffiti coat? Harry?

Sherlock, Mycroft, you two should get on the case, learn how to play it on the keyboard/violin, he'd be SO happy!

24 comments:

annoyedwabbit said...

You must get a rise out of provoking Danger. ;)

At this point I think you deserve whatever comeuppance he dishes out. (Oh, who am I kidding, I'm sure you'll enjoy it immensely.)

Greg Lestrade said...

Getting a rise is what it's all about. I love flirting with Danger.

I think he should be glad I'm taking an interest, joining him in his loves. Not everyone would be so kind. Some people wouldn't be so supportive.

Anonymous said...

Some people might think this is mockery, not support.

I hope you can't stop payment on that cheque. Equal opportunity pointer out of home truths, that's me.

Greg Lestrade said...

Really, Lawless? Damn. But Danger sees the best in everyone. I'm sure he'll see it as me just trying to understand him. Really.

innie said...

Oh, Lestrade, I fear for you now. You might be armed, but he's dangerous (it's in his name!).

(Also, do you know when Canada Day is?)

Greg Lestrade said...

I've got the entire Met police on my side. And anyone who has any musical taste.

Yeah, I'm scared too. But I survived last night's death threats. And I sleep lightly.

I haven't a clue when Canada Day is.

Greg Lestrade said...

Does anyone else find the silence scarier than the death threats?

Lindsay said...

DEAR LORD MY RETINAS.

Lestrade, I think that legally you can now be booked as an accessory to the murder of good taste.

Greg Lestrade said...

I've a feeling John may have killed me before I come to trial.

Perhaps I can ask to be taken into protective custody?

John H. D. Watson said...

I still have a toaster, you know.

Greg Lestrade said...

I think I might shortly have a toaster-shaped dent in my head.

John H. D. Watson said...

You are a terrible person. And you owe me.

Greg Lestrade said...

Owe you? Oh, I'll happily give you one. Or two.

John H. D. Watson said...

I didn't say what you owe me yet. Don't be so sure.

Greg Lestrade said...

My mind is running riot. And you know you like it when that happens.

Lupe said...

If this post wasn't so funny, I would demand an apology to my eyes and ears for that video. XD

Greg Lestrade said...

Now, now, Lupe. It takes all sorts - and if this is Danger's favourite, then that's fair enough.

I just don't believe for a second that he never thought he might be gay until he met me...

John H. D. Watson said...

You are not going to distract me from my vengeance.

Greg Lestrade said...

But I'll have fun trying.

X said...

I must have missed where this first came up, but it's good to see Robin Sparkles show up here. :) As a Canadian reader, I'm dismayed that you don't know when Canada Day is, hahah, but then again why would you?

She has another innuendo-laden song about beavers and how they, ahem, should be petted frequently. Maybe not your and Danger's personal preference ;) but since the two of you seem to thrive on that sort of double-entendre that's more single-entendre....

Greg Lestrade said...

X - Harry hinted that I should ask Danger about 'Robin Sparkles' when my sister, Nicky, was attempting to embarrass me, and I needed some ammo to retaliate. Of course, I was expecting ammo to be more .22 pellets, and she sent me a Cruise Missile.

Tell me when Canada Day is - we'll celebrate with...um...Canadian things! What do you lot do for Canada Day? Would it be appropriate for me to replace jam with Maple Syrup in my fantasies about Danger for the day?

And yeah, Beavers - not really my area of expertise, but Danger has a lot of experience with them, so I gather. There's nothing he likes more than cute furry little things.

The teeth put me off slightly.

Anonymous said...

I don't think that there is any chance that John would take this as anything other the mockery especialy since you have taged the entry 'Crime'.
And I deffinately agree with you; it was a crime to inflict this on us poor inocent civilians.

X said...

Ah, thanks for the clarification! I must have missed those comments. I agree that is one helluva cruise missile to aim at someone. :D

Canada Day is July 1. It generally involves wearing a lot of red and white, too much beer [maybe keep Danger away from that?], fireworks, and general carousing. Maybe some poutine or beaver tails to eat (not from the actual mammal -- fried dough with cinnamon and sugar on it), along with more beer. Maybe moose milk, if you're Canadian military (not actually from a moose... it's really a ton of alcohol thrown together. Can't disclose the actual content to non-Canadians, sorry).

Rereading the above paragraph, it seems like Canadians have too many foodstuffs named for animals that are actually in no way involved in the dish. Hmm.

Anonymous said...

Canada Day sounds just like Australia Day. I'ts just the same except you have to everything dodging cricket and footballs.

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